Editor, Gettysburg Times,
I’m writing to thank the 84 percent of Union Township voters who let the rest of us decide their preferences for them in the recent election.. It is an honor to know that you value our opinions so highly that you don’t have to bother to vote. It makes us feel very important.
It’s lucky for you that you don’t have to stand in line for hours the way people do in some countries where people value the privilege of voting.