Dear Mr. President,
We just wanted to send our congratulations on your ascension to the throne. We look forward to the day when you will actually unveil your plans for unity. It is refreshing to watch such a well known bigot like yourself call out American citizens for being “systemically racist.” What a great way to welcome those who did not vote for you into the fold. We’ll be sure to hang on your every word. Or perhaps we will just hang.